Of course I don't, but I can see how in a traditional, Western way of thinking it is strange to visualize a person at the "bottom" of the Earth. It’s weird for me to think about launching a weather balloon, as visualized from space, floating straight down away from the Earth as it rises.

We certainly can’t give directions here like everybody else does. For instance, to go out to the MAPO observatory from the Dome, one would have to walk South and then North without ever turning because they would pass right by the Geographic South Pole. Fortunately, we rarely have to give each other directions because our station is so small and the nearest place that anyone would want to go to is over 800 miles away!

If someone does talk about things being North or South here, they are most likely referring to what we call 'Grid directions' as in Grid North and Grid South. In the Grid system, North is along the Prime Meridian or 0° Longitude, pointing toward Greenwich, England. South would be 180° Longitude, East is 90° and West is 270°. It's actually quite simple. Meteorologists like myself always describe wind directions using the Grid system. It wouldn't mean much to report that the wind at the South Pole always comes from the North!

Honestly I have no idea, but I’m sure I go through several every day. In fact, I could go outside and run around the Geographic South Pole and go through all twenty-four time zones in a few seconds.

Using real time zones here would be difficult. Some buildings would be on a different time or day than others. So we have all decided to use New Zealand Time. The reason we settled on that zone is nearly all flights to Antarctica arrive at McMurdo Station from New Zealand. To avoid confusion when scheduling flights, McMurdo uses New Zealand time as well. Since nearly all flights to the South Pole come from McMurdo, we use the same time. Normally, it is 12 hours ahead of UTC. For the Austral summer, New Zealand goes on Daylight Savings Time, and therefore we are 13 hours ahead of UTC. During our winter, when it’s noon on Monday here, it’s 7 PM on Sunday in the U.S. Central Time Zone.

The coldest temperature ever recorded at the South Pole was -117° F (-82.8° C) on June 23, 1982. The average temperature throughout the winter is remarkably consistent at about -72° F (-58° C).

I go outside even when it's -100° F. As a meteorologist, it's my job! Some people even work in those temperatures for most of the day. Believe it or not, most of us would rather be outside in -100 than -60. When it gets really cold, the wind is usually calm. When the wind is howling, the temperature rises considerably, but that is when it's the most uncomfortable.

The wind can definitely make it feel colder outside and certainly has the effect of causing a person to lose heat at a much faster rate. However, the wind-chill index in common usage is of little or no scientific value or merit. It is based upon the subjective idea of how cold it 'feels' and there is no real way to measure that. Wind-chill is a novelty that people like to invoke when bragging. I'm not going to do that, but wind-chills here, using the common method of calculation, have been close to or possibly been below -200° F (-130° C).

The strongest wind ever recorded at the South Pole was 48 kts (55 mph, 92 km/h) on August 24, 1989. The average wind at the South Pole is 11 knots (12 mph, 21 km/h), quite low compared with the rest of Antarctica, which is the windiest continent.

Most Poleys get mild forms of frostbite at some time during the winter. My ears turned white and blistered once when I was outside posing or a picture when the wind-chill was -140°F. Usually frostbite occurs when the wind is blowing really strong and one has to walk into the direction from which it is blowing. It is hard to get every inch of flesh covered and when the cold wind blows strong on exposed skin, frostbite doesn’t take long. Another easy way to get a burn is to touch any metal outside with bare skin. Even doorknobs under the Dome can cause a good burn when it’s really cold. That’s why most of the doorknobs here are wrapped in tape.

No. In fact it hardly ever snows. We don't even measure snow accumulation at the South Pole because it is negligible. Any time we actually see snow falling (really the only types of precipitation we record are called snow grains or ice crystals) we record a trace. Even with hundreds of traces accumulating all year, we still only record a trace of precipitation a year. There is definitely significant accumulation, but most of that is from drifting snow and it is nearly impossible to differentiate between what really fell and what just blew in. Even if we could measure actual precipitation, we would still be in what is classified as a desert. We are also on a huge glacier. Of the two miles of snow on which the station is built, most is millions of years old.

During the winter I don’t feel trapped at all. I feel much freer. There is a lot more room with the smaller winter population. I rarely feel alone. There are a lot of wonderful people here, and it can actually be pretty hard to avoid them sometimes. I don’t really get homesick either. After four years in the navy, I am quite used to being far from home, and the people here make it much easier. Technology also helps. I can email anyone I want, look at pictures from home, and even call back to the U.S. when the satellites are up.

The only life at the South Pole is humans and the parasites they host. Occasionally a fly or slug might make it here hidden in some lettuce in the summer. If one survives, someone usually takes care of it as a pet.

For the vast majority of the interior of Antarctica, there is no life at all. On the other hand, the coasts are teeming with wildlife, nearly all aquatic or avian. Penguins of course are great in number. I got to see a few when I was on vacation in McMurdo. The primary flying bird is the skua, kind of like high-latitude seagulls they are scavengers and some species fly to the Arctic for the Boreal Summer and back every year for the Austral Summer. I guess they really like sun! Once in a great while, a skua makes it all the way to the South Pole in the summer. It is unclear if they would normally fly this far inland or if they are just following the vapor trails from the planes that fly here.

Several types of seals also dominate the ice edge. There are lots of whales and many varieties of fish. Orkas (Killer Whales) are at the top of the food chain. As for flora, there are no trees or leafy plants, but several types of lichens and molds do grow in areas that are not completely covered with ice. Polar bears are only found in the Arctic.

The toilets here look the same as any in the U.S. The question about the direction of swirl really touched off an interesting debate at the South Pole (although I'm sure it has come up before.) Until I was asked this question, I had honestly never thought about it, so I had to check. Toilets here definitely spin counterclockwise, but the main reason appears to be the position of the jet. The water seems very reluctant to go this way in comparison with what I remember about the Northern Hemisphere. So now that I was curious, I filled a large sink and let it drain naturally. Clockwise! For the life of me I could not remember which way either of these turn back North, but I had a hunch-- which was supported by my understanding of Coriolis force-- that both toilets and sinks normally spin counterclockwise back home, like tornadoes. Since there are a lot of smart people down here, many of them scientists, I thought I would ask a few about the subject. Although I couldn't find any that did dissertations on toilet water, most couldn't remember how it's supposed to work at all. One of these scientists told me about an experiment that some researcher did on the subject. Apparently, the direction can be easily manipulated unless an enormous tub of water is used. Another told me that the idea of drainage behaving differently in different hemispheres was a farce, but couldn't explain why. How could anything on "The Simpsons" not be true? Anyway, the debate goes on...

We get nearly all our water from what we call the "Rodwell" (short for "Rodriguez Well" named for the inventor, who apparently conceived and first implemented the idea in Greenland). It is a fairly simple concept: hot water is pumped down a hole in the glacier and it melts the ice at the bottom. The newly melted water is pumped to the surface. When the well becomes too deep for the reaches of our pump, it is abandoned and a new Rodwell is started. For a few of the outlying buildings, snow is brought in from the snow mine (a big pile of clean snow a little ways from the station) and front-end loaders put it into snow-melting machines, where the resultant water is used locally.

The drinking water here is probably among the purest of any on Earth. Contaminants and bacteria are almost nonexistent. It is treated with chlorine anyway, in the off chance that there are microorganisms lurking in the station's pipes.

In Antarctica, the waste is a terrible thing to mind. There used to be landfills both here and at McMurdo. A few years ago they were cleaned up and the litter was shipped out. The garbage heap practice of waste disposal didn’t go over very well with the international push to keep this the most pristine landmass on Earth. It also didn’t help that there is little or no rot in Antarctica. With the dryness and lack of nearly any life at all the garbage would stay intact and unchanged for many years to come. So now all of our trash is separated for recycling or incineration and shipped off the continent.

Human waste is the only refuse that is not flown out from the South Pole. In fact, sewage is pumped down the hole from the last Rodwell that was in use. It is frozen and essentially buried in the ice. Be forewarned: Sometime in the next few million years, a very dirty iceberg will calve off the Antarctic ice edge and sail out to sea.

I live in on the second floor of the building where I work which is called the Science building. It is is located under a huge geodesic aluminum dome which is about 150 in diameter and 60 feet high. The Dome is not heated but the buildings under it are so it is a little warmer than outside and it keeps out the wind.

The summer (Nov-Feb) population at the South Pole is rarely more than 220, but fluctuates quite a bit with flights coming in and going out every day. The winter population is fixed because there is no way in or out. This year, there are 50 of us staying over for the winter, which is still considered to be a lot (too many by some). Last year, they also started out the winter with 50. The year before that the winter population was 42, and every year previous there were only about half as many people or less, 18 easily being the mode.

Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station has its own power plant that actually runs on the same fuel (JP-8) that the planes that fly here use. Most of the buildings are connected to a central heating system that derives its heat from the plant. The rest of the buildings, mainly those far away from the Dome, have their own furnaces.

Although many people keep on a few layers when they are indoors (not enough hooks for everyone to hang everything!), it is in fact quite warm inside the buildings at the South Pole. It pretty much stays around room temperature. The only complaint people have is that some of the rooms in the middle of buildings can get a little warm. Sometimes a building's heating system has a difficult time keeping all the temperatures the same throughout.

The middle rooms can also get very dry. The humidity outside is so low here that we don't even measure it. Inside, humidity is almost non-existent, especially in the winter. When you take -100°F air and warm it up to +70°F, it would be bone dry no matter how wet it started. And since the middle rooms are the warmest, they also tend to be the driest.

One interesting effect of such dryness is a tremendous buildup of static electricity. In the T.V. lounge (a middle room), a spark from someone flipping the light switch can light up the room! I get static-electric shocks all the time-- and they hurt!

For the summer, it seemed normal to have the sun up when I was up; when I slept, I never knew it was light because there are no windows in my room. In the winter it is just like working a night shift.

I have been coping just fine without the sun. Darkness is actually a nice change from the constant barrage of sunlight we had all summer. For some reason, most people here don't have a problem with the darkness. Just in case though, I brought along a full-spectrum lamp for my room.

I am a meteorologist. My main job while I'm at work is to keep an eye on the weather. I take weather observations every hour and record information about cloud cover, visibility, temperature, pressure, and wind. Our weather records here go back to the first year the station was built: 1957.

That can be blamed on accidental trick photography. I am really only 5’ 11 12/3".

I don’t know. It certainly has nothing to do with Poland though. I guess it is the language spoken at the South Pole. Although English is the main language here, there are many terms we use that are found in few other places, if any. I suppose this lingo comes from the vernacular of a mix of dialects: Southern, Amundsen-Scottish, Native Antarctican, and Penguish. The navy also had a lasting influence on the vocabulary of Poleys.